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manfuckyopride:

still seeing c*ck up in here

marcsalmonds:

batsound:

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

@ mutuals

surprisebitch:

so in light of everything that has been happening in tumblr recently.. we can say this website is rapidly killing its userbase

so DM me your twitter, instagram, snapchat, and every other social media if you wanna stay mutuals 

feel free to reblog this so you can @ your own mutuals!

(Source: surprisebitch)

henstomper:

im not gonna like stop using this site or anything but i can pretty confidently say this is one of the dumbest moves ive seen a site make in a while. instead of fixing the actual problems with their website ie pornbots on every fucking post, actual pedophiles, theyre just going to ban everything horny which most likely isnt going to solve those problems and is going to hurt lots of sex workers and artists as well as drive people off the site

krinkshame:

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

mikaeled:

me: *thinks about a tity*

Tumblr:

sourdoughnibblers:

shitgunner:

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

ratsofftoya:

roseskinnycoffee:

ratsofftoya:

British food look like this

Excuse me.

Originally posted by zasto-bas-meni

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

Originally posted by sensualeroticblog

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna